July 1: So it begins. Don't worry, this is not in the correct legal jurisdiction!
Shift Lever Disassembly/Reassembly
WARNING: This page is about a different car, the 2008 Acura TL and 2007 Acura TL. However, it is still accessible from the selected car via links, so may be relevant.
Apply silicone grease to movable joints of the shift lock/reverse lock mechanism.